Furries are basically fae. They give you a Fursona? You’re fucked. Just roll with the changes - ThreadSky

kcatomheart.bsky.social • 20 days ago

Furries are basically fae. They give you a Fursona? You’re fucked. Just roll with the changes

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Making deals with a furry tends to have unintended results too.

I'm certainly listening now... Are there any other theories on the connection you have?

kcatomheart.bsky.social•19 days ago

Im not that kind of soothsayer unfortunately

vantn.bsky.social•20 days ago

Man who knew this belly button was actually a kangaroo pouch this whole time...

izzyfatcat.bsky.social•20 days ago

They even know your true name, not the one your parents gave you, but certainly the one you respond to.

kcatomheart.bsky.social•20 days ago

That’s RIGHT

rudolf.bsky.social•19 days ago

So many people try to leave and make a big fuss about it

but it becomes indelibly linked to their self-identity in a way that forces them back

baikal.bsky.social•20 days ago

Never give a fae your name or a furry your favorite animal.

vyctorian.bsky.social•13 days ago

I'd love to be given one

capriciouscapra.bsky.social•14 days ago

sometimes they just invade your mind and whoops, new obsession

truly eldritch

starkat1138.bsky.social•20 days ago

They did, didn't even know he had wings for the first few years

serophous.bsky.social•20 days ago

Always beware of the trap. Know the signs

Human 1: Wow! I really like your stuff

Human 2: Ty! I'm always glad to talk to a fan

Human 1: This may sound weird, but what's your favorite animal?

Human 2: I'd say a wolf

Human 1 pulls off their mask to reveal furry self: THEN ENJOY THE WOLF FURSONA!

goblininajacket.bsky.social•19 days ago

that's how I ended up with a spidersona

goblininajacket.bsky.social•19 days ago

unfortunately the artist that furry commissioned to make the sona did later start posting pedoshit so I don't use it anymore.

dakatzman92.bsky.social•20 days ago

You joke about that...

But even non-furries sometimes have that power...

I originally chose a cat because, "Hell, why not? They're easy to draw."

But it wasn't until a metalhead friend of mine in high school literally called me a cat that it stuck for good.

banditthethief.bsky.social•20 days ago

This is humans tampering with Fae magic

kcatomheart.bsky.social•20 days ago

They could have become a furry later in life too, who’s to say!

dakatzman92.bsky.social•20 days ago

She didn't.

She almost did, though. It was either going to be a thunderbird or phoenix...

I just reconnected with her a few months ago and nah... not her thing.

dakatzman92.bsky.social•20 days ago

And it was all because when we both were visiting another friend across town, I was stalking around the house looking at EVERYTHING.

desmondfallout.bsky.social•20 days ago

This could make a wonderful story prompt O.O

sixarmedsweater.bsky.social•19 days ago

Fuck yeah it could!

blimpeh.bsky.social•14 days ago

This is true, I bestowed several coworkers with fursonas and there's nothing they can do about it

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