How can you enjoy a bacon roll without any sauce involved? You don’t deserve nice things. - ThreadSky

ourrach.bsky.social • 102 days ago

How can you enjoy a bacon roll without any sauce involved? You don’t deserve nice things.

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iamdanreed.bsky.social•102 days ago

Who are these maniacs? They don’t deserve bacon.

dickiebyrne.bsky.social•102 days ago

Chuck an egg in there

ashleyrossiter.bsky.social•102 days ago

Butter innit

ourrach.bsky.social•102 days ago

And….

ashleyrossiter.bsky.social•102 days ago

And tomato sauce obvs.

I'm not a monster

ourrach.bsky.social•102 days ago

Phew

ashleyrossiter.bsky.social•102 days ago

I was being a rascal.

I think this platform likes rascals

settingsons.bsky.social•101 days ago

Even worse, there are deviants out there who prefer unsmoked bacon.

thatged.bsky.social•102 days ago

We call them Birkenheaders

stewyvz.bsky.social•102 days ago

I know people that don't put butter OR sauce on them. Outrage.

ourrach.bsky.social•102 days ago

I’m related to someone who puts vinegar on theirs

stewyvz.bsky.social•102 days ago

Oh sweet baby jesus

888mjk.bsky.social•102 days ago

What kind of animal is this? I’m not going to get into the red/brown debate though. 🫣

ourrach.bsky.social•102 days ago

It’s someone I gave birth to. I’ve failed.

888mjk.bsky.social•102 days ago

At least they don’t put mayo on it though, that’s a positive?! 🤔

ourrach.bsky.social•102 days ago

I spose there’s that. I’m still disappointed though

888mjk.bsky.social•102 days ago

Have you considered disowning them?

ourrach.bsky.social•102 days ago

Can’t. He makes me laugh too much.

mattmoo16.bsky.social•102 days ago

Bacon butty. It's a butty.

ourrach.bsky.social•102 days ago

mattmoo16.bsky.social•102 days ago

😭

kenbrough.bsky.social•102 days ago

I don’t want to taste sauce I want to taste bacon bread and butter

mrschepfer.bsky.social•102 days ago

Monsters walk among us mate. Everyday. Brazen

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