Right? We all know one of those people who believed the stripper really wanted them. 😂🤣😂😈 - ThreadSky

mommamia.bsky.social • 106 days ago

Right?
We all know one of those people who believed the stripper really wanted them.
😂🤣😂😈

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Strippers are people too, with feelings, hopes, and dreams. So what if their aim is low and want to settle for a guy like me?

bodycoachderek.bsky.social•106 days ago

Actually have dated plenty of strippers, and I would trust them with my wallet and car keys a fuck ton more than any politician

juliegranados.bsky.social•106 days ago

That’s no way to talk about Tacky Ho, the first “lady”😂

rscook.bsky.social•106 days ago

it’s like believing the billionaire you idolize also loves you back

catastr0ph1z1ng.bsky.social•106 days ago

That’s so true and funny 💙💙🤣🤣🤣🤣

mimi828.bsky.social•106 days ago

Or the young, “hot” woman wants you for your mind.

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

Indeed.

mimi828.bsky.social•106 days ago

👍

blackraiderone.bsky.social•104 days ago

As a general rule, you get more for your dollar with the stripper.

hopefulhillbilly.bsky.social•106 days ago

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

mrmike1962.bsky.social•106 days ago

Me right now. “She was so into me until I ran out of cash. What went wrong?”

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤭😂🤣😂

blueamericando.bsky.social•106 days ago

Amazingly accurate! LOL

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

😂😂😂

jphicks.bsky.social•106 days ago

Actually I don’t but I get your point.

texasteamster.bsky.social•105 days ago

Yes, we do and have watched them throw money away like they have at Trump!

chugglebutte.bsky.social•106 days ago

"But... You SAW it! She made meaningful eye contact with me!!!" - Me, back when I was young, drunk, and stupid*

*- I'm still drunk and stupid. I just know better now. 👍

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

greeneyedmonster.bsky.social•106 days ago

jermber.bsky.social•96 days ago

Ha Ha Ha this is so true

sonomablue.bsky.social•104 days ago

Me: hides face, raises hand.

cj-az.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤣😂

chrisholly.bsky.social•106 days ago

That's why I always say trump fans instead of supporters.

I don't think most know what he's about, they just inexplicably like him.

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

So true.

winston-gripweed.bsky.social•106 days ago

shineyalbatross.bsky.social•106 days ago

Ahahahaha

janeezee01.bsky.social•103 days ago

Shhhnap👏👏

kanekavi.bsky.social•106 days ago

😂😂

gah2.bsky.social•106 days ago

jenvoteblue.bsky.social•106 days ago

Very well said. 🌟

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

🤭😂🤗

robynsnest2.bsky.social•106 days ago

And they’re only working there to pay for college.

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

Exactly! 😈😂

coachkk.bsky.social•106 days ago

Sure, as long as the money is flowing 😎🤔

ccwilliams.bsky.social•106 days ago

Damn right

halcorley.bsky.social•106 days ago

Stripper a euphemism here. We're talking transactional relationships of 20-30 minutes.

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

😂🤣😂
Applicable, yes.

gtrbuff.bsky.social•106 days ago

Yep.

ttt5701.bsky.social•105 days ago

Wait, are you saying all strippers want is money?

purelyrick.bsky.social•106 days ago

Wait, they don’t? Damn it I am such a rube.

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

msdenises11.bsky.social•106 days ago

OMG so true.

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

Right? 😂😂😂

kellyf.bsky.social•106 days ago

I absolutely knew someone like that. So cringe, so very sad.

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

I think we all know one. Yuck. 😆

donthomas.bsky.social•106 days ago

She loved me until I ran out of money.

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

😂😈

lilithimmaculate6.bsky.social•106 days ago

This is so true it hurts 💀😂😂😂

tikitye96.bsky.social•106 days ago

Wait..... they don't?? 😭

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

berious.bsky.social•106 days ago

No worries my dude I'm sure she thinks you're cool

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

😂😂😂

tikitye96.bsky.social•106 days ago

Well, I guess I can cancel her coming to my Birthday party too??

deangullberry47.bsky.social•106 days ago

If she didn't like me then why did she take my money

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

Giggles!!! 😂🤣😂

ventingone.bsky.social•106 days ago

Even the stripper knows it.

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

Ahahahahaha!😆😂😆

genxtom.bsky.social•106 days ago

Why did the stripper smile at me and jiggle her breasts at me if she didn’t like me.
Five seconds later….
“why did she walk away after I gave her $10”. Lol
Kinda sounds like the MAGA cultists.

mommamia.bsky.social•106 days ago

😂😂😂
Doesn’t it though?
Sigh.

berious.bsky.social•106 days ago

No gods, no masters tbqh