No matter how good you fuck the Charmin[tm] bear, nothing you do will give them as much pleasure as when they wipe their ass - ThreadSky

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dieselbrain.bsky.social • 21 hours ago

No matter how good you fuck the Charmin[tm] bear, nothing you do will give them as much pleasure as when they wipe their ass

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sagevahn.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Yeah but what if i- no... I shant say it...

fat-tui.bsky.social•19 hours ago

fsyco.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Gonna force them to use a bidet as a form of orgasm denial

woot-art.bsky.social•17 hours ago

It could be their wedding day and their mind is only on the deuce they dropped that morning.

racerelations.bsky.social•20 hours ago

They probably have a special diet so they can go to the bathroom as much as possible

leslekieuart.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Okay for real though what the fuck are they doing where they have that much fucking paper particulate stuck to their ass I’m gonna sneak in their house and install bidets and change the course of their lives forever I’ve had enough

fat-tui.bsky.social•19 hours ago

They only get the dingle berries from using "Brand X" competitor toilet paper

leognyc.bsky.social•17 hours ago

do you think his mother in law said that to his wife on the day of their wedding

dieselbrain.bsky.social•16 hours ago

100%

avionn.bsky.social•15 hours ago

Enema them constantly so they cannot feel such pleasure again

badapple30.bsky.social•21 hours ago

they fucking love shitting so munch

camthethe213.bsky.social•17 hours ago

the worst part of this post is that it's true

fluffysmoresart.bsky.social•21 hours ago

Surprisingly, the Charmin™️ Bear is not into anal.

dieselbrain.bsky.social•21 hours ago

They only care about what's goin out, not what's goin in

lasagnaless.bsky.social•17 hours ago

That's what the backshots are for. Win-win.

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