I have three types of D&D characters:

— Goblins modeled after Sex and the City Characters

— Warforged who are constantly falling apart

—- A regular human whose blood type is garbage.
Ooh! I have three types of D&D characters:

-- A wholesome, sheltered lady
-- Since I can't be an animal, I will be a half-animal
-- Somebody come get this adult child, they are literally breaking so many things

(These can and do overlap)

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