life is not handing me lemons, it is chucking them one after another at my head and won’t stop no matter how much i plead for mercy - ThreadSky

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dly.bsky.social • 300 days ago

life is not handing me lemons, it is chucking them one after another at my head and won’t stop no matter how much i plead for mercy

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eelaware.bsky.social•300 days ago

When life hands you lemons, just say "fuck the lemons" and bail

dly.bsky.social•300 days ago

my soft skull…

rifka.bsky.social•299 days ago

but do you have scurvy??? check mare atheists

stev.bsky.social•300 days ago

Poor angel

rare90sgrunge.bsky.social•300 days ago

Uncle! You must scream, uncle!

pisscauldron.bsky.social•299 days ago

at this point you can probably throw a pretty good lemon party

jaredgonia.bsky.social•300 days ago

That's kinda rude.

loremanlear.bsky.social•298 days ago

what's the name of that fruit cutting game? and what happened to all the scraps once you cut them? are there piles of digital fruit in my phone now? piles of digital fruit imply swarms of digital flies. I think I have lead poisoning.

foxx278.bsky.social•295 days ago

Best advice to follow whenever you hear the phrase, “when life gives you lemons, make lemonade:”

cardinalbiggles.bsky.social•300 days ago

Yup. Right there with you.

professorfurious.bsky.social•300 days ago

Point a blender at life.

stev.bsky.social•300 days ago

And you get a baseball bat but when you strike lemon it just juices in your eyes : (

dly.bsky.social•300 days ago

I’m just not gonna win this one ☹️

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