feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality - ThreadSky

dly.bsky.social • 5 days ago

feeling bad for The Onion writers having all their ideas stolen by reality

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thamessider.bsky.social•4 days ago

They can just stick to writing sane, normal plotlines now; no chance of those for a while

dly.bsky.social•5 days ago

you're in my thoughts @lolennui.bsky.social 🙏

lolennui.bsky.social•4 days ago

Thank you, your allegiance to Global Tetrahedron will not be forgotten

tyranny.sparklenoise.com•4 days ago

we got u

occamshavecream.bsky.social•5 days ago

It’s tough out there for a satirist verite

donfordvoice.bsky.social•4 days ago

Yeah, I constantly feel bad for Noah on The Scathing Atheist.

drjoe2003.bsky.social•4 days ago

Impossible these days to differentiate satire from reality

robmcfadden.bsky.social•5 days ago

Onion Writer Uncomfortable Being Actual Journalist

dly.bsky.social•5 days ago

banger

robmcfadden.bsky.social•5 days ago

gonna tell the onion i'm 21 and apply for that internship

soupcansteffans.bsky.social•5 days ago

Some disbelief can't be suspended, rob

robmcfadden.bsky.social•5 days ago

listen a hat and a shave and this babyface is gettin carded

realsporkman.bsky.social•4 days ago

Satire is dead.

catweazle.bsky.social•4 days ago

Nowadays, nonfiction surpasses fiction daily, especially in the US of A!

staydangerous.bsky.social•4 days ago

I hope they just pivot to hopeful/normal news we wish was happening

“President Promises Funding to fix 68 Bridges at-risk of Collapse by 2028”

“Student Loans Are Cancelled”

“Congress Passes Universal Healthcare”

arielnya.bsky.social•4 days ago

they got promoted to screenwriters for reality

wmjones.bsky.social•4 days ago

The Onion keeps getting scooped by the actual news. 😭

tylerjameshill.com•4 days ago

they should sue

ohhidannye.bsky.social•4 days ago

How does one sue reality?

boubayaga.bsky.social•4 days ago

We're talking about America, they'll figure out how to sue something if they really want to

ohhidannye.bsky.social•4 days ago

Right, corporations are people, I forgot

tylerjameshill.com•4 days ago

With a lawyer, pick up a law bible sometime butyshoes

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