Why is it so early. And why and I getting my own coffee. Standards are slipping. - ThreadSky

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kenflaw.bsky.social • 78 days ago

Why is it so early.
And why and I getting my own coffee.

Standards are slipping.

Slip back into bed fella. I’ll bring you coffee, cake and stroke that hairy chest n tum 👀

ooft

And the staff didn't even make your bed for you! Need to tighten up the recruitment process 🤷🏼‍♀️

Standards may be slipping but your pyjamas are on point!

They're not pjs, they're it's too cold out of bed to just be in pants.

Either way they look great!

*runs to the coffee machine*

Coffee for me too please

Milk ? Sugar ? Cream ?

Just a splash of oat milk. No lactose. Unless you don’t mind me being a gassy ho.

Not quite yet.

I’d make you one but I’m still a bit hobbly on the bad leg atm. It’d be cold by the time it got to you lol

Excused. For now.

I’ll have to find some way to make it up to you

Coffee.

lol I’ll get brewing

Good boy

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