My hypothesis is that the people of Canada do special ritual every year to deposit nasty thoughts into the geese.
When they get pissed off, they stop doing that and go from "Sorry" to "You'll be sorry".
Cassowary aka the Australian Velociraptor. I’m familiar.
Listen, even still, I’d rather be in a cage deathmatch against a cassowary over a goose because it’s expected the cassowary wins, but I’ll be damned if I go down to a silly little ass Canadian goose honking over my corpse.
I've been lucky enough to visit Aus twice and have been lucky enough to see roos, magpies, galahs, emus etc but fortunately not a cassowary. Those can kill you, I've heard.
An interesting animal the Commonwealth. Low key and often below the horizon, but an organisation of 56 independent countries representing 2.7 billion people, who will be supporting Canada. That's 2.7billion vs 350million! Perhaps someone should explain that to the 🍊💩
We have them all over my workplace (community college in California) and I have never had any problems with them. I send the mental message to them that I am a cow, walk and conduct myself as one in their presence, and they all treat me as such. (Ignore I exist).
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When they get pissed off, they stop doing that and go from "Sorry" to "You'll be sorry".
Listen, even still, I’d rather be in a cage deathmatch against a cassowary over a goose because it’s expected the cassowary wins, but I’ll be damned if I go down to a silly little ass Canadian goose honking over my corpse.