Ngl, this is me at Wegmans when I skipped breakfast and I’ve been running through the office like a tomb raider all morning.
I went to Publix for lunch and there was a dude in front of me buying chicken. I mean he looked excited as FUCK about this chicken. I walk out and he was parked in front of me. He was in the car fuckin that chicken *UP*

It almost felt like I was privy to an intimate moment I shouldn’t have been 😭

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