If you Donkey Kong Country, you might Donkey Kong Counfail. But if you don’t Donkey Kong Country at all, you’ll never Donkey Kong Counsucceed. - ThreadSky

dkvine.com • 13 days ago

If you Donkey Kong Country, you might Donkey Kong Counfail. But if you don’t Donkey Kong Country at all, you’ll never Donkey Kong Counsucceed.

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lupinshanshei.bsky.social•13 days ago

I wish I saw this 7 years ago to make my senior quote.

le-capitaine.bsky.social•12 days ago

"If at first you don't Donkey Kong Country, Donkey Kong Country 2: Diddy's Kong Quest."

Whoever said that certainly was Wise.

le-capitaine.bsky.social•9 days ago

I'm an idiot. Should've been "If you don't Donkey Kong Consucceed."

Thus I ask, unto this congregation, the Rare mercy to Grant kirk hope.

⛪🙏

le-capitaine.bsky.social•9 days ago

(yes, I looked up "kirk" for this)

friendlyspatula.bsky.social•12 days ago

Siri, how do I dislike Bsky posts?

xrayleader.bsky.social•12 days ago

These were the words of Kongfucious :V

nantheffwriter.bsky.social•12 days ago

This... took me a bit.

rarewarington.bsky.social•13 days ago

👏

dougwar40k.bsky.social•13 days ago

You miss with 100% of the barrels you don't roll down the girders of a building under construction in order to kill the man in overalls whose girlfriend you stole.

ckestus2187.bsky.social•12 days ago

irabell.bsky.social•13 days ago

voxelroguery.bsky.social•13 days ago

And when you Donkey Kong Counfail, the option to "Donkey Kong Country" Returns

retrotonextgen.bsky.social•13 days ago

pallwall.bsky.social•13 days ago

I just had the most inspirational stroke.

whyjusty.bsky.social•13 days ago

I might cry.

joycontent.gay•13 days ago

"donkey kong coundo or donkey kong coundonot there is no donkey kong country" ~crankyoda

tinykong.bsky.social•13 days ago

no i will not crankyoda thank you very much

cirquedusynth.bsky.social•13 days ago

If you told me this was a Chumbawumba song, I would have no choice but to believe you

johnheadrick.bsky.social•13 days ago

Well said.

stevekarmazenuk.bsky.social•13 days ago

Have you been checked for a Donkey Kongcussion?

hsrw101.bsky.social•13 days ago

Donkey, or not Donkey. There is no Donkey Kong Country.

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