rebranding:
congressional res̶e̶a̶r̶c̶h̶acher service
office of mana̶g̶e̶m̶e̶n̶t̶ a̶n̶d̶ b̶u̶d̶g̶e̶t̶, big
hugee̶a̶l̶t̶h̶ a̶n̶d̶ human services
ce̶n̶s̶u̶s̶hungus bureau
department of government ef̶f̶i̶c̶i̶e̶n̶c̶y̶xpansion
department of oligarch defens̶estration
I will vote for the first candidate who tells me they're going to make the biggest government possible. Reacher-sized agencies. Braun Strowman-level social benefits. Government so big it starts belching out National Parks and free healthcare. Chungus State.

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