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pxie.bsky.social • 220 days ago

He looks like he’s contemplating suicide before being forced to eat that burger

Reposted from Taylor Lorenz

Lmaooo

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kinnon.bsky.social•220 days ago

Watching RFK eat McDonald's is like watching a medieval knight kiss the king’s ring—except the ring is a greasy burger and the throne is a private jet.

greavuz.bsky.social•220 days ago

Bro was like “oh shit, I told my wife I was somewhere else”

mcfisten.bsky.social•219 days ago

God help us if he decides the cows are unhealthy because of antibiotics and eliminates the mandate, God help us in general tbh

miniasya.bsky.social•220 days ago

They should just tell him it was roadkill.

unverifieduser.bsky.social•220 days ago

I think on a deeper level he hates eating processed foods cuz they don't satisfy his parasite fetish

theiceburge.bsky.social•220 days ago

I hold this crop with magic Mike dear

claudiashienbaum.bsky.social•220 days ago

Mike is looming over him - eat the McDonald's Robert.

masterofdarkness.bsky.social•220 days ago

RFK doesn't know that Mike installed Covenant Eyes on his phone.

theiceburge.bsky.social•220 days ago

He's gonna catch him looking at slutty pictures of avocados

...and Olivia Nuzzi's sexts

dr-sust.bsky.social•220 days ago

The new health trend is low carb, high protein and fat rich diets. I don’t think he actually has too many complaints about a McDonald’s meal that aren’t the use of seed oils to cook or corn syrup in the soda.

jegon.bsky.social•220 days ago

When Trump hears that RFK wants to shut down McDonald's

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