For sure, but there ain't many 80-year-old fat guys around. That heart is a ticking time bomb if his brain doesn't turn to soup first. - ThreadSky

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brad58.bsky.social • 2 days ago

For sure, but there ain't many 80-year-old fat guys around. That heart is a ticking time bomb if his brain doesn't turn to soup first.

From your lips to God's ears...

Didn't his dad make it to 93 with a cranium full of Cream of Mushroom?

Yup. But willing to bet Dad didn't shovel Big Macs and Diet Cokes into his mouth multiple times a day.

Man - don't flirt with me so much. I get as giddy as a school girl at the thought of visiting his grave some day....

Haha they're going to have to put that grave under armed guard to prevent it from becoming a big toilet.

This is no shit - the defacing of the golden monument that you KNOW he's got planned for himself will truly be a thing of beauty.

I’m personally planning to open a toilet paper and hand sanitizer station for visitors. (Complimentary, of course.)

(For $5 I will hold up a privacy tarp so people can pay their respects in semi-privacy. This is my plan to fund my retirement.)

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