Hey, I'd like to apply for a position.
I'm especially interested in working long hours for minimum wages in sweatshop conditions - without insurance - performing tasks that will be taken over by robots & AI in no more than 5 years.
Possibility of being maimed on the job's a plus!
Any openings?
Ah yes, I was just maliciously keeping jobs away from Americans and I could have built an entire manufacturing base and vertically integrate my entire business at any time and it was just laziness that held me back
Yes! and those building materials should be a real bargain ... if I were you, I'd go with good old american straw. Should be as sturdy as this economy, and you'll avoid the tariffs.
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I'm especially interested in working long hours for minimum wages in sweatshop conditions - without insurance - performing tasks that will be taken over by robots & AI in no more than 5 years.
Possibility of being maimed on the job's a plus!
Any openings?
Everyone, as it turns out.
... is what I guess people like Donald Trump tell themselves.