someone does keep calling and asking me if i want an extended warranty, but being on the phone makes me anxious so i just hang up and start dissociating
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The bot broke the bork
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For robots, is it "dissociating" or "fragmenting", like a platter drive, though?
Would a "warranty" be considered "healthcare"?

I have questions and I feel the need to ask...
Because it genuinely intrigues me. And it's fun to think about.
And I like fun. And worldbuilding.
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step 1: get warranty
step 2:
step 3: void warranty
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So adorable
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Brilliant
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Where are the other six pages? Just curious!
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somewhere in my posts! these are just funny little side things my partner and i do so we haven't really organized them, haha
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Oh, okay.
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