new copypasta is born every day, I appreciate those who are committed to the bit of giving us these hilarious gifts - ThreadSky

tyranny.sparklenoise.com • 1 day ago

new copypasta is born every day, I appreciate those who are committed to the bit of giving us these hilarious gifts

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moxiest.art•1 day ago

mother of god

tyranny.sparklenoise.com•1 day ago

“whereas I turned down Mensa” has got to be the funniest thing I’ve read this week on here

rningscissors.bsky.social•1 day ago

I’m immediately incorporating this into my everyday speech as much as possible.

tyranny.sparklenoise.com•1 day ago

Whereas, I turned down Mensa

itchystarfish.bsky.social•19 hours ago

recruiting tactics, increasingly aggressive and persistent, downright pushy

zoeysdown.bsky.social•1 day ago

That is definitely where it got me. That's the best part.

tyranny.sparklenoise.com•1 day ago

I busted out a deep laugh from within at that part

strepsirrhini.bsky.social•1 day ago

*heard in Super Troopers*

audleyzdarke.bsky.social•1 day ago

Turned down an organization that you have to apply for to get in! Amazing.

dopestatistics.bsky.social•1 day ago

Anything with mensa is an instant classic

tyranny.sparklenoise.com•1 day ago

it hits every note of hilarity

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tyranny.sparklenoise.com•1 day ago

“them fees are less than my IQ! Gotta nope out this year”

0xafaebabe.gay•1 day ago

KNOW: $65 (do not guess)

DON’T KNOW: $75

girlrobot.io•1 day ago

The only people more annoying than those at MENSA are the ones who claim they were too smart to join MENSA.

tyranny.sparklenoise.com•1 day ago

“I rejected my acceptance into the “Who’s Who Among American High School Students” yearbook in my senior year of high school”

hypercubexl.bsky.social•1 day ago

you wouldn't last 30 seconds in the genius vagina he came out of

tyranny.sparklenoise.com•1 day ago

LMFAO

grumpyauldfella.bsky.social•1 day ago

Don’t know what’s worse. Capitalising rights or the claim to have turned down Mensa. That’s someone who needs to get out and smell the flowers more often .

spudfella.bsky.social•1 day ago

I also turned down MENSA

jackfeerick.bsky.social•1 day ago

I made the very principled decision to not have sex with Salma Hayek

jimmyhid1.bsky.social•22 hours ago

The Free World will never be able to pay you its debt of gratitude!

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