And then I'd say, "Great. How interested in sunsets and music and drama and the beauty in all things are ya? Would you like to talk over a coffee or something?"
Greek Mythology tells us that Helen of Troy was so beautiful that the Greeks and Trojans fought a war over her. If you ask me, I'm looking at a potential for WWIII right here.
( Woah! Look who just showed up. A Trojan.... *Produce a Trojan from my pocket* Let's get outta here. )
Sorry. That may have been insensitive. hello beautiful. I kiss and eat everything in ways you’ve only dreamed of. Filling you in ways you’ve imagined in your darkest moments and won’t stop until your whole body is on sexual fire and exhausted and you pass out from cumming 25 times
What are those three dots behind you (blue, pink, and yellow.) Look like the old candy dots, but they're too big. The paper always stuck to those things.
Slowly weaving through the crowd to order a drink at the bar, out of the corner of my eye, I see a beautiful woman, smiling, and laughing with her friends. You’re looking at me looking at you. Busted I smile and say “ damn I wish I was your heart, so I could be the one pounding inside of you 😏
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And then I'd say, "Great. How interested in sunsets and music and drama and the beauty in all things are ya? Would you like to talk over a coffee or something?"
Sorry I don't have a lighter, but I was in the boy scouts so I know how to get sparks using friction. 😉
( Woah! Look who just showed up. A Trojan.... *Produce a Trojan from my pocket* Let's get outta here. )
Did you know that Helen of Troy was so beautiful that it started a ten year war between the Greeks and the Trojans?
*Drop a Trojan condom on the floor*
"Oh shit, look who just showed up! Let's get you outta here before it starts all over again."
If you guess right, I will take you out on a date.
( And I like your odds )
*Hopeful smile* ^_^
My college degree may be useless but I clearly learned how to do the important things.
😋☺️