Hadvar: What do we do? Cookies aren't on the list. Imperial Captain: *mouth watering* forget the list - ThreadSky

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theeldermemes.bsky.social • 5 days ago

Hadvar: What do we do? Cookies aren't on the list.

Imperial Captain: *mouth watering* forget the list

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princenaemon.bsky.social•5 days ago

THIS ISOS HGUIDEAHGASWGYWSTG

eigen-vector.bsky.social•5 days ago

Skyrim belongs to the cookies

jackshaped.bsky.social•5 days ago

Oh god hardest I've laughed in a while

pc2000s.bsky.social•5 days ago

"my ancestors are smiling at me, imperial. can you say the same?"

theeldermemes.bsky.social•5 days ago

leafscaleeso.bsky.social•5 days ago

"Forget the list, they go to the cart!"

theeldermemes.bsky.social•5 days ago

"I'm sorry, we'll make sure your container is sent to the recycling center."

thecraftybear.bsky.social•5 days ago

Hadvar remains the kindest soul in the Imperial machine of consumerism

leafscaleeso.bsky.social•5 days ago

To be fair, even he knows it's wrong that your being sent to the chopping block. But there's nothing he can really do about it.

thecraftybear.bsky.social•5 days ago

I literally only join Ralof so i can repay the captain for her enthusiasm. Every. Damn. Time.
Screw the Stormcloaks, but that bloodthirsty bitch can't be allowed to leave Helgen and potentially kill innocent civilians again.

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