Cars I have known and what I called them. Ford Zodiac Mk 2 616AKA (Our Car) Carlton D994KMT (Kick Margaret Thatcher) Zephyr 6 Really Zephyr 5 because it was knackered 47 FCD (Fu**ed) Audi Cabriolet LC51CNA (Elsie Canner).
Why do I remember all this drivel when I forget most people's names?