Move slowly away, south if possible, do not make eye contact. If you can visualize the Verosiraptors from Jurassic Park then you probably don't sleep well, but use that as wisdom for you are in imminent danger.
Good luck!
Off topic sorry...but do you have any more info about the cat in your profile pic? Who was the artist? When is it from? I ask because I had a bsh with this exact colouring...his name was beefy 🙂
I lived on a farm that had wild turkeys, it was always amusing to see them sitting on the fence and yelling Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble and getting a Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble Gobble in reply!
Okay. Middle-aged, suburban dwelling, Virginia boy here.
Is “gobblecat” your own word or is there a place where they use that term regularly?
Enquiring minds want to know!
Yes, used to raise 50 for subscribers for Thanksgiving. Trouble was they could fly. So, getting them back to the corral in the morning was a challenge.
Many years ago, I saw wild turkeys fly, yes actually fly, over I 70 in eastern Colorado. I remember it vividly as I didn't know Colorado had wild turkeys and that turkeys can actually fly...
If they imprinted on you, you will never be alone outside, and they will alternate between bullying you, and lovebombing you. The bird equivalent of a domestic abuser.
Closest I've gotten was stepping out on to my dorm room balcony at the same time that a whole gaggle of wild turkeys were reintroduced into the woods nearby. It was pretty impressive.
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Is “gobblecat” your own word or is there a place where they use that term regularly?
Enquiring minds want to know!