:: Elon’s Progress Report ::
By now, many Feds have received an email demanding they send a 5-bullet progress report to “HR” on Monday.
We, the #AltGovs, advise federal staff to NOT COMPLY. Remember professional ethics.
By now, many Feds have received an email demanding they send a 5-bullet progress report to “HR” on Monday.
We, the #AltGovs, advise federal staff to NOT COMPLY. Remember professional ethics.
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2. I bore true faith and allegiance to the same
3. I took this obligation freely, and without any mental reservation or purpose of evasion
5. So help me God.
4 I performed my duties, as. Legally assingned by the Constitution.
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🚨Do not cc your supervior🚨
They want to know the chain of command. How many employees under them that could be then stated "excessive". How to split up teams that are working together.
NAL but #resist
#Divest #Rebel #Resist
Bot: Hey there, partner! Before we get into your accomplishments, tell me—generally what do you do for Uncle Sam? Are you the one buying the gear, keeping things secure, or making sure the cheese supply never runs out? Give me a quick rundown.
Bot: Got it! Now, I need **at least 5 accomplishments** before I can work my magic. You can enter them one at a time, or send multiple in a single response—just make sure you clearly separate them. Let's hear your first (or first few) accomplishments!
Bot: You're doing great! I still need **4 more**. Keep 'em coming!
You: I got to work on time, with coffee
Bot: You're doing great! I still need **2 more**. Keep 'em coming!
You: I shot the shit with my supervisor
You: I told a poultry factory that they had too much chicken poop on their chicken.
1. responded to communications in a timely manner
2. worked on tasks as assigned by my supervisor.
3. etc.
This way they can't say you didn't comply. You did the work that is listed in your job description.
DOGE was officially renamed as: Department of Underaged Clowns Harming Everything (DOUCHE). credit Andy Borowitz 😊
If not, encourage your Congressperson to participate on March 4 in a SOTU WALKOUT!
Dems have an opportunity to show solidarity against the regime by walking out en masse as soon as he begins to speak.
If not, encourage your Congressperson to participate on March 4 in a SOTU WALKOUT!
Dems have an opportunity to show solidarity against the regime by walking out en masse as soon as he begins to speak.
Great Mardi Gras fun!
1. Introduced trainee to a vast array of training materials
2. Managed several tasks pertaining to upkeep and improvements of the workplace
3. Updated budgeting database
4. Participated in networking events
5. Reported activities to [email protected]
Take it to the streets!