95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a mcdonalds down there - ThreadSky

gbarz.bsky.social • 129 days ago

95% of the ocean is unexplored which means there could be a mcdonalds down there

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fieldssari.bsky.social•128 days ago

I believe it's close to the Tim Hortons.

jepalooni.bsky.social•128 days ago

thats true because i own all the mcdonalds down there

pridejune.bsky.social•128 days ago

I can confirm it exists, it's in my hometown (source: trust me bro)

serenity87.bsky.social•129 days ago

I wonder how many....

gbarz.bsky.social•129 days ago

I’m hoping for twelve at least

serenity87.bsky.social•129 days ago

There's gotta be way more I'm thinking!

gbarz.bsky.social•129 days ago

If I knew how to swim I would find out for you

serenity87.bsky.social•129 days ago

That's so kind. If I grew some gills I could go on the life long (maybe longer?) search. I have the swimming part down.

gbarz.bsky.social•129 days ago

You’re not going to believe this I actually have an extra pair of gills lying around.

herrenloserhund.bsky.social•128 days ago

Nope.
If there was any yet unknown McDonald in the ocean,
ages ago we would have found its fucking garbage in the ocean.

scrapegoatt.bsky.social•128 days ago

or Obama's secret bunker :(

orchidgoth.bsky.social•128 days ago

I’m afraid everything that tastes good there has already been discovered…but I’m not sure

emptygreenpants.bsky.social•128 days ago

I’m sure there’s a McDonald’s down there.

fraesket.bsky.social•123 days ago

Fatty

grubbsandwyrm.bsky.social•128 days ago

There's probably a Family Dollar

2b2t.bsky.social•128 days ago

Looking into this 👀

gbarz.bsky.social•128 days ago

Time to scuba dive

2b2t.bsky.social•128 days ago

The things I'd do for a #BigMac

gbarz.bsky.social•128 days ago

Same

demenciadimension.bsky.social•128 days ago

Wet McChicken perhaps?

wanderintno.bsky.social•128 days ago

Could be a dollar general down there

pufferfishzo.bsky.social•128 days ago

or maybe another burger joint....

eyeofsemicolon.bsky.social•128 days ago

Theoretically if you were to take all of the man-made appliances and materials that have dropped into the ocean by accident, plus some dead bodies, you’d have enough to make at least one fully-manned McDonald’s.

dippingsauce.bsky.social•128 days ago

there is a non zero chance there is a mcdonald’s at the bottom of the ocean floor

maggiek.bsky.social•127 days ago

I have a crack in my phone that made it look like “unemployed” and I was trying to still make the joke work

gbarz.bsky.social•127 days ago

You gotta wipe your phones crack

7evenfoldrrr.bsky.social•128 days ago

If there were one i think we'd be able to hear the drive thru

snazzymarz.bsky.social•128 days ago

A Walmart would go great in the great barrier reef

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