“Shingles doesn’t care” was my fave public health messaging until Ashley coined: “Mumps makes your ball shrivel.”⭐️ - ThreadSky

rachelbitecofer.bsky.social • 17 days ago

“Shingles doesn’t care” was my fave public health messaging until Ashley coined:

“Mumps makes your ball shrivel.”⭐️

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tiggersdad.bsky.social•17 days ago

TIL all male Congressional Republicans have had mumps.

travellator3.bsky.social•17 days ago

I want to marry that woman.

epilady.bsky.social•17 days ago

I think about all those crunchy moms who have been relying on herd immunity for their kids and if vax wanes and measles and mumps come back, good luck to their teen and young adult sons and their balls

kastronut.bsky.social•17 days ago

Smallpox gives you a crater face.
Pockmark scars for the rest of your life

carostamp.bsky.social•17 days ago

Someone should forward this to Big Balls

jrfree.bsky.social•17 days ago

Message to our three prime oligarchs - influencers for this criminal regime!

overit1971.bsky.social•17 days ago

My teen son and I always had fun saying other versions like, “Shingles doesn’t give a shit about you.” Or, “Shingles gives zero fucks.” This one we could have a lot more fun with. 😎