me: go to sleep omg
my brain: I bet the reason Elon’s building a creepy mom & baby bunker is he thinks he can sidestep the entire problem of the bunker turning on him by making literally everyone related to him
me:
my brain:
me: ok clearly he doesn’t understand what big families can be like
my brain: I bet the reason Elon’s building a creepy mom & baby bunker is he thinks he can sidestep the entire problem of the bunker turning on him by making literally everyone related to him
me:
my brain:
me: ok clearly he doesn’t understand what big families can be like
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also why Texas
WORST place to wait out an apocalypse
Houston is like 100°F with 100% humidity and THE COCKROACHES FLY
OMG WHY DOES MY BRAIN CARE SOMEONE TELL IT TO THINK OF NORMAL THINGS
my brain, immediately: lol it really is funny how similar necromancy and necrophilia sound but how VERY DIFFERENT they are
There are SO MANY
sure it’s “fictional”
that’s never stopped him from talking about his IQ
Second if he thinks he won’t be literally eaten if he hides in a bunker and ends the world, he’s a bigger idiot than I thought
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=deIm1SN0nIE