(In Mistress's bed after a morning scene)

Mistress Aspyce: Back to work, Crystal. Get up, or... I'll start slapping your balls!

Me: Oh no, Br'er Aspyce! Not that! 😝

🐶: You want Shiny Person up? I show you how it done. *Slowly inserts his tongue into the nose hole of my hood*

Me: I'M UP! I'M UP!!

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