In the spirit of naming aircraft after birds (F15 Eagle F16 Falcon A4 Skyhawk, etc), may I suggest F47 Shitehawk. In UK/Irish slang, a shitehawk was someone who sold manure, and a generally unpleasant person and liar!!
The Felon-47 , will send the airforce bankrupt, never deliver any of it's promises but it will nose dive at hypersonic speeds that no other fighter has ever achieved, only this one because it is inspired by me and you know , I know more about Jet fighters than anyone, I gave them some pointers...
Worked at NG on the F-14, F/A-18, A-10, B1B, JSF, etc. and βthe generalsβ never named those. Heβs really insane if he thinks anyone believes that shit. Why didnβt βF-EMβ make the cut?
"And it's the best jet ever.. it flies fast than light, and it's invisible, and it can be in 8 places at once, and it did the Kessel run in 6 parsecs, lots of people are saying."
Haha... didn't know what "Kessel run" was, & doubt he does. Looked it up and it's applicable to issue, but if he were to say something like that, he'd just be regurgitating what he was fed. I think he'd be more likely to say "Kegel exercises". I know what it means, but doubt he does. ::snortle::
Totally agree. Heβs too far gone most of the time to actually be running the government. Vance, Miller and Vought are lining up the ideas and EOs for him.
Vought, fascism, the most powerful man on earth is a piece of shit and can't control himself, selling any shit for profit, make people live in fear and self censorship...that's it, I had enough with The Boys.
He has to be the biggest man baby in the world. Everything has to have his name on it. Next America will be re-named Trumpland or something equally stupid.
I overheard him talking on my wife's iPad. What he was saying sounded like a comedian imitating him as the moron he is. He is literally a cartoon of himself, a moron with the IQ of a rock, though most rocks I have have souls he'll never ever have...
Considering Boeingβs recent list of fatal failures and error filled engineering any fighter designed and built by Boeing will include costly billion dollar cost overruns, long delayed development, and be fatally flawed for anyone piloting the aircraft.
Why is Trump so hard to get rid of when he's so easy to manipulate? All it takes to arrest his attention: "1) things that are gold. 2) things that are named after me."
ha... you are not alone! I think what's working against us is that for all his absurd utterances and antics, he really is an evil genius when it comes to self-promotion. It's the old Roy Cohn playbook, and it's old because it works.
Comes with a deck of cards
Navigation system is non operational
Ignores manual input from pilots
Lands randomly where it wants to, stays on that point for a period of time, then randomly departs for the next wild situation
Anyone who feels disappointed, disenfranchised, or upset by Donald Trumpβs recent actions should start howling at the moon. Every night at 8pm like we used to show solidarity in COVID.
USE OF SIGNAL = NOT A MISTAKE. Using unofficial & nonsecure methods of comms is intentional & The Heritage Foundationβs (Project 2025) tactic to circumvent govβt comms systems because itβs tracked & recorded. Need proof? Watch entire video-tactic discussed starts at 4:06. https://youtu.be/UQjdwsZhE_Q?...
Since the F stands for "Fighter," A for "Attack," and B for "Bomber" - maybe we can say it will do all three, a "universal" platform...
Then we can call it the FU-47
F 47 is right. He should be pretty upset at what his own generals did. That would be like ensign Sulu before his commissioning. But being credited with it like the Star Trek NCC-2025 SULU which was many years before he was Helmsman. Trump Credit for anything he can. I am okay with NCC-2025 SULU
Would like to express my delight that this article posted hilarious responses from Bluesky users, when usually I only see Xitter responses. Yes, there were Xitter responses, too. I know a lot of y'all say leave... but dangit, I love seeing there are still people there pushing their buttons.
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Maybe he's like a Kamikazi pilot who knows he's not going home? If he's delivered his payload, his overseers may think he's expendable?
A fatal disease would work in their favor...
F-35 Lightning II
F-47 Jailbird
- F-47 Bonespur
- F-47 Mushroom Head
- F-47 Limited Vocabulary
Yeah, should have stopped at βbonespurβ
F 47
Or RTO
Remove * office
Now, the entire European Union is urging its citizens to stockpile supplies enough for 3 days at least.
The Nobel Peace Prize Drooler, Donald Trump, and his Nazi Party are starting WWIII...
F 47!
(For those not understanding look up trump as a british slang word.)
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F 47.
F him to hell!
Navigation system is non operational
Ignores manual input from pilots
Lands randomly where it wants to, stays on that point for a period of time, then randomly departs for the next wild situation
Gold flake covering
Handy cup holder for Diet Coke
The sentiment is shared by most people actually, president #47...
F-47.
F him to hell!
Seriously, what are we doing ?
Then we can call it the FU-47
I would've called it the F-10000000000
But that's just me.
Thatβs how many βFβelony charges there are against him
I think itβs 91
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