Imagine the conversation with the artist: “We’re so sorry, but we have to return your painting because you made it too lifelike. It needed to be more flattering and not look anything like the cretin who posed for it.”
Looking at him each day I believe that in his attic there is a portrait of him getting younger and better looking with each despicable act he carries out.
And don't overlook the fact that his hairline is now way, way back there, which is only covered up by his creative combing bc if his image conceit. It's just like his dad, Fred... receding hairline way back there.
Are we sure he has a reflection? I’ve long suspected he’s some sort of demon and if he can’t see himself in a mirror, that might explain why he looks the way he does. No human with eyesight would ever think he looks good or even slightly normal. Explains a lot, if you think about it…
You know when you're like, making a scarecrow and you take a paper bag and fill it up with whatever then scrunch it shut and tie it and use it for a head? Yeaaaaaahh... he looks like that.
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Needs a longer nose…
MAGA delenda est.
You get the picture 🖼️
The image he “loves” (mirror)makes him look like an anemic bloated obese man with orange fake tan & white out under his eyes.
Can you believe he will shell out $10,000.00 to look like real life?