Producers please note When filling in my Jira I only use Haiku #gamedev - ThreadSky

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delaneyking.bsky.social • 56 days ago

Producers please note
When filling in my Jira
I only use Haiku

#gamedev

As per last meeting
Animated the ass cheeks
On the boss monster

Fixed the bug I caused,
When I fixed the bug I caused,
Fixing your shit code

I wont fix this rig
Can we just risk gimble lock?
Quaternions are shit

Cannot fix this mess
Not one of these bones are named
Fire animator

Checked over the level
Deleted the cow in sky
Why is cow in sky?

My dear producer
It's working as intended
Feature not a bug

Quaternions are beautiful and describe how we live in 3 dimensions.

Engineering is shit at quaternions.

No need to insult beautiful mathematics

I will cunt punch mathematics if it comes anywhere near me

This is not a bug
But your incomplete spec
Do your effing job

Please close out your tasks.
I am begging you to stop
opening new tasks

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