Did I pull that face as I stretched the best stretch monster ever in the 80s? You bet your motherfucking life I pulled that face. Never wore a shirt that fucking ugly though. - ThreadSky

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delaneyking.bsky.social • 72 days ago

Did I pull that face as I stretched the best stretch monster ever in the 80s? You bet your motherfucking life I pulled that face.

Never wore a shirt that fucking ugly though.

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delaneyking.bsky.social•72 days ago

Marketing Manager: we need a kid with issues.

Casting Director: I have just the boy.

d4-damage.bsky.social•72 days ago

“we need an antagonist for our hero Stretch Armstrong…”
“how about Stretch… Monster?”
“my god, you’ve done it again”

skyhighinc.bsky.social•72 days ago

That face was kinda mandatory, that thing was hard to stretch lol

delaneyking.bsky.social•72 days ago

Skill issue.

skyhighinc.bsky.social•72 days ago

Story of my life.

gabepuratekuta.bsky.social•72 days ago

I didn't know there were parents evil enough to subject their kid to such a shirt.

davep1138.bsky.social•72 days ago

One of my favorite toys! Took that guy everywhere. He was buddies with this guy.

delaneyking.bsky.social•72 days ago

Lord Stickynipples!

spacedoddyssey.bsky.social•72 days ago

damn Stretch Armstrong and the Stretch Monster are such passionate lovers

rokhausen.jeffbezosmicrowavingahotdog.com•72 days ago

I had a Stretch Wimpy, as in the guy that bummed hamburgers from the Popeye universe.

delaneyking.bsky.social•72 days ago

I could bum a hamburger right now, actually.

rokhausen.jeffbezosmicrowavingahotdog.com•72 days ago

If I were Stretch Armstrong (or perhaps Inspector Gadget) I'd steal so many hamburgers like pies cooling on windowsills.

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