I am polyamourous but appear monogamous because for the last five years I just cannot be arsed with google calendar and remembering which jokes I already told to which partner. - ThreadSky

delaneyking.bsky.social • 4 days ago

I am polyamourous but appear monogamous because for the last five years I just cannot be arsed with google calendar and remembering which jokes I already told to which partner.

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mavibluecatte.bsky.social•4 days ago

I can respect that honestly.

zelwinters1981.bsky.social•4 days ago

Feels.

sarahkorse.bsky.social•4 days ago

I have enough trouble scheduling TTRPG groups.

delaneyking.bsky.social•4 days ago

I have trouble finding polycules as horny as a typical ttrpg group

hoi3407.bsky.social•4 days ago

average bard player

sarahkorse.bsky.social•4 days ago

I played a Sorcerer in a long-running game. It took the group a surprisingly long time to realize I was directly channeling TOS Kirk.

sarahkorse.bsky.social•4 days ago

That too. Of course, in this economy the only realistic solution is to join a poly household to make rent *and* to have a reliable tabletop group.

mavibluecatte.bsky.social•4 days ago

Galaxy brain polyculing so you just play D&D together

unclerobber.bsky.social•4 days ago

Creating a polycule to play ttrpgs with is a stroke of genius. I should try that... Except for the whole aro/ace thing.

delaneyking.bsky.social•3 days ago

So you are the dungeon master then.

unclerobber.bsky.social•3 days ago

I can live with that.

sarahkorse.bsky.social•4 days ago

You can be in charge of making sure people stay hydrated and lubed.

unclerobber.bsky.social•4 days ago

Water boy and fluffer. Fml 🥲

alladonis.bsky.social•4 days ago

This is why monogamy ends up being the norm. Not because it's moral or proper but because polygamy, though it seems cool, is also a lot more work lol

rokhausen.jeffbezosmicrowavingahotdog.com•4 days ago

I appear asexual because I hate people

rokhausen.jeffbezosmicrowavingahotdog.com•4 days ago

Unless they wanna split a sandwich, then we can talk

veszettmokus.bsky.social•4 days ago

Groupchat could help :)

delaneyking.bsky.social•4 days ago

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veszettmokus.bsky.social•4 days ago

{AI Delaney Agent just joined}

doedkoett.bsky.social•4 days ago

You´re old enough now that you can cite declining mental faculties as an excuse for repeating the same joke over and over again.

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