You may not refer to President Elmo photos as "dick pics" or the DOJ will send you a threatening letter like this. - ThreadSky

scottinclearh2o.bsky.social•7 hours ago

I've decided his new name will be Elno Mush from here on out.

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retiredsurgassist.bsky.social•6 hours ago

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heymrwilson1.bsky.social•6 hours ago

The creased stomach is a sure sign he's sucking in his gut.

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pattistoll.bsky.social•2 hours ago

I always like the label Beluga for this picture

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goldenrulegirl.bsky.social•10 hours ago

Haha! Soooo scary, NOT!
He didn’t break a law and that’s his constitutional right. I would be like FUCK YOU FASCISTS!
I’LL SAY IT RIGHT NOW Putin is a DICK
Elon Musk is a DICK
Their pants shitting puppet, TRUMP is a DICK!!!!
A bunch of little tiny DICKS who were never loved because THEY ARE DICKS!

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grammy1947.bsky.social•10 hours ago

President Musk is a damn "dick" send me my letter asshole!

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noodle557.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Jesus threw the
Money Changers
out of the Temple
He sure didn't stupidly
Invite the mf's in.
Call your Reps
again
202-224-3121

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irenebaldwinbronx.bsky.social•9 hours ago

Isn't truth a defense?

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jakobgamertsfelder.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Musk will be putting up names on Gitmo cells, or getting the DEI hire to do it for him. Not sure if he knows how to spell though.

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svenjohanson.bsky.social•6 hours ago

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retiredsurgassist.bsky.social•6 hours ago

President Elmo's consultant.

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bostonborn26.bsky.social•5 hours ago

So thin skinned.

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smurf66.bsky.social•5 hours ago

🤣😂😆

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solrac-the-just-1.bsky.social•15 hours ago

But then they set free actual convicted violent criminals from jail. Fascism does not get any clearer!

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karenannfadusky.bsky.social•5 hours ago

But, you can grab em' by the pus_s🤔y, and shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and get away with it?

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edlucke.bsky.social•17 hours ago

1-6 was a ok

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oh-ralphie.bsky.social•13 hours ago

So much for not weaponizing the DOJ

Never saw that coming

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dirtyfingers.bsky.social•16 hours ago

Why not - it's just a simple fact, so what else should one say? 🤔

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hippiequaker.bsky.social•13 hours ago

Calling elmo and trump "dicks" is a very generous gesture.
If the shoe fits?

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retiredsurgassist.bsky.social•12 hours ago

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hippiequaker.bsky.social•12 hours ago

Presidential portrait?

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charm305.bsky.social•12 hours ago

WE ARE IN DANGER!

This is how The Felon will STEAL Gaza and INVADE ANY COUNTRY he wants to.

THIS is how he will also IMPLEMENT A DRAFT. He will declare a national emergency, authorize a draft and MAGA Congress will approve it.

https://www.rawstory.com/trump-military-2671196630/

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retiredsurgassist.bsky.social•11 hours ago

If you wanted MAGAts to turn on tRump, try to draft them into the army.

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engine51.bsky.social•4 hours ago

They are both dicks...so why not.. fuck the doj, do they even exist anymore

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magistertempli.bsky.social•6 hours ago

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resistantcat.bsky.social•16 hours ago

But it’s ok if F47 threatens

https://www.cnn.com/2025/02/21/politics/video/trump-maine-governor-janet-mills-exchange-transgender-athletes-zeleny-cnc-digvid

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realulysses.bsky.social•8 hours ago

Ed Martin is the first US Attorney in DC for AT LEAST 50 years without experience as a judge or a federal prosecutor.

Ed was also a participant in the Stop the Steal movement, claiming, "they're stealing...our republic." "They" are the 81 million who voted for Biden.

Ed is a pathetic clown!

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retiredsurgassist.bsky.social•8 hours ago

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nodianne.bsky.social•6 hours ago

Snowflakes! and dicks

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mrsdianek.bsky.social•11 hours ago

This is written by an angry 9 year old.

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retiredsurgassist.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Don't make fun of the nice man who gives me free candy and money too.

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retiredsurgassist.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Naturally because tRump has to be able to read it too.
Trump Speaks At Fourth-Grade Level, Lowest Of Last 15 U.S. Presidents, New Analysis Finds
https://www.newsweek.com/trump-fire-and-fury-smart-genius-obama-774169

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aiteall.bsky.social•7 hours ago

If only!

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jadedragon2.bsky.social•10 hours ago

🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄🍄

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alleghenian.bsky.social•2 hours ago

If this fucker "Takes threats against public officials very seriously," he should tell his felonious boss to quit making those threats himself.

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letthemeatbrioche.bsky.social•1 hour ago

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russthornton.bsky.social•12 hours ago

But wait...how can Government employees work for him, when in fact he's simply an "advisor" to tRump? The DOJ should know this better than anyone.

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retiredsurgassist.bsky.social•11 hours ago

Happy Saturday, Russ.
Logic and an abandonment of reason is required to make "sense" of President Elmo's "rationale" for the actions DOGE which is why X was chosen to explain it to tRump, seen here digesting what he was just given as more "facts" are being excavated.