Its only the third day of the month and I've lost a customer... I mean, he went into the crime section, and I haven't seen him since! I do hope I don't have to mount rescue expedition again.
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Careless of you not to put signposts up warning about the possibility of falling into another dimension. Give them some warning of rogue orang-utangs, etc. at the very least. If nothing else it will make your shop look even more demented than it probably does.
I have a sign very clearly on the door that says, "Enter at your own risk. And books." I don't think.. I have any orang-utans here. Oh, I'm sure they'll turn up somewhere. The last one ended up in Scarborough a week later, and he was fine!
Well, I occasionally have heard some strange "oook ook" sounds from the history section, but then different sections make occasionally different sounds. The travel section was just last week was making different animal noises one would see on a safari..
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