Advice to new bsky users: remember to perform a thorough pre-operation inspection before operating a forklift - ThreadSky

godkingchorgus.bsky.social • 132 days ago

Advice to new bsky users: remember to perform a thorough pre-operation inspection before operating a forklift

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gamerspaghetti.bsky.social•132 days ago

thank you for this advice kind fella

godkingchorgus.bsky.social•132 days ago

I exist to birth forklift operators from my greasy loins

pheesekai.bsky.social•131 days ago

Instructions unclear. My forklift is currently flipped over in a Walmart parking lot and I can't find where the keys went.

godkingchorgus.bsky.social•131 days ago

This forklift is too feral, I will send a trained team of forklift wranglers to safely capture this feral forklift and bring them to a forklift rehabilitator who will then release them into the wild

pheesekai.bsky.social•131 days ago

WHERE IS MY FORKLIFT COMPENSATION THOUGH?! I paid good money to have this forklift wrangled from the wild and sent to my home! >:((

godkingchorgus.bsky.social•131 days ago

Much like the pet trade, the forklift trade is full of poachers. Don't worry, I will deliver a domesticated forklift to your house in about 12 minutes

pheesekai.bsky.social•131 days ago

Now that's top tier customer service! I patiently (not really all that patient) await the arrival of my NEW forklift, fresh from the wild!