Remember kids, Jesus was “hot to go” up on that cross for YOU - ThreadSky

billcorbett.bsky.social • 94 days ago

Remember kids, Jesus was “hot to go” up on that cross for YOU

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sadknob.bsky.social•94 days ago

for some reason i read this in betty white's voice and snorted tea out of my nose laughing.😶

pretorhunter.bsky.social•94 days ago

I spat out a drink

andrewfalconer.bsky.social•92 days ago

Sometimes that looks like "HOT TORGO"

radelaidegrl.bsky.social•93 days ago

He could have done the dance, even, if his hands weren't already being used.

apocalypticsage.bsky.social•94 days ago

Youth pastor vibes.

headingwest.bsky.social•90 days ago

He was well hung...

sovietcakelady.bsky.social•94 days ago

jesus sounds a little easy if you ask me

powerliftrjesus.bsky.social•94 days ago

Just walking around in that robe. He was asking for it.

alsorae.bsky.social•90 days ago

D-I-E-D on the cro-oss

wehavesnacks.bsky.social•93 days ago

Maybe what we need is a little less Chappel Roan and a little more Chapel Go-in'! (Credit to @beefanddairy.bsky.social)

roarkfineart.bsky.social•93 days ago

Uh-no? Not according to the christian bible.

poetaster.bsky.social•94 days ago

People tried to stop him, but he said: No! I want to get nailed!

mnffpod.bsky.social•93 days ago

Bill this might be a riff too far.

isidoresdragon.bsky.social•94 days ago

"Baby do you see my feet?
They nailed them so you'd follow me~"

omegaplatinum.bsky.social•94 days ago

Don't forget to Hot to Go to the polls!

worldswerth.bsky.social•94 days ago

I've never heard a satisfying explanation of why that was necessary.
If I want to forgive someone, I just forgive them.
I don't need to perform a human sacrifice in order to feel absolution.

hisinspiringwords.bsky.social•93 days ago

Well there are rules, basically.

athiestsrus.bsky.social•83 days ago

Let alone your kid

worldswerth.bsky.social•83 days ago

… and all because two people ate some fruit.

It's just bad writing, worse even than Rick Sloane.

326bureauchief.bsky.social•94 days ago

Uff da.

ziggythething.bsky.social•90 days ago

Was he though?

I mean... We don't know that he even did it, except for a few uncorroborated assertions.

theblobert.bsky.social•93 days ago

He was a little tired of mom’s constant nagging about helping out around the stable.

osana.bsky.social•94 days ago

You know, I can honestly see some church saying this in order to get with the times completely missing the meaning of the phrase. 😆

vapur9.bsky.social•94 days ago

In truth, He tried to run away from it like Jonah by praying, "Take this cup away from me, nevertheless Your will be done."

The spirit is willing, but the flesh is weak.