Save USAID and feed the DOGE kids into the woodchipper. Metaphorically. But Musk, literally. - ThreadSky

billcorbett.bsky.social • 23 days ago

Save USAID and feed the DOGE kids into the woodchipper. Metaphorically.

But Musk, literally.

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Oh no those kids can hop in too. They don't get to be protected by their age after this. They had all the time in the world to walk away, and now they can teach their generation what happens after fucking around.

jmscappucino.bsky.social•23 days ago

We mosaicked you in our kitchen because seeing you makes us happy.

iyqbd.bsky.social•23 days ago

This is wonderful

jmscappucino.bsky.social•23 days ago

thank you!

coleman1138.bsky.social•23 days ago

Wow!!

sarahsodabread.bsky.social•23 days ago

Brilliant!

theothermattb.bsky.social•23 days ago

that one kid's hair would get it all jammed up anyway

slabs.bsky.social•23 days ago

If it can handle wood it can handle broccoli

hoopbears.bsky.social•23 days ago

For Musk,

vikesfan47.bsky.social•23 days ago

mi-mawmarcia.bsky.social•22 days ago

Let's stop calling them kids. They aren't kids. They are adults and old enough to know better.

norbizness.bsky.social•23 days ago

Director of Government Disinfestation Peter Stormare (insofar as Henry Silva is no longer available)

leafeyawn.bsky.social•23 days ago

Part of the problem with this is Secretary of the Interior, Doug Burgum, owns a lot of property where The Woodchipper lives.

shanksponywv.bsky.social•23 days ago

ornamentalmatt.bsky.social•23 days ago

Younger Nazis died in combat, fuck them kids

scottreeves.bsky.social•23 days ago

grievousrommel.bsky.social•23 days ago

I think Dowding's woodchipper that was used on the Luftwaffe might still be around. Anyone see it in an English garden anywhere?

becktionary.bsky.social•23 days ago

Too good for them. Lock them all in a burning Cybertruck.

unclewaffles.bsky.social•23 days ago

No woodchipper for musk

Take musks money, businesses, and property. Make him work in a service job that's understaffed. He can live in a studio apartment and eat beans out of a can.

Also, make it legal to throw rotten apples at him

kokorozek.satan.social•23 days ago

You have broken the law

philmaier.bsky.social•23 days ago

For real!

World's richest man putting lives at risk, destroying others, putting the country, and the world in chaos, all for somehow MORE?!
Republicans(and unfortunately as always some useless Democrats) need to grow some spine!
More likely for me to grow an arm out of my ass for serving cocktails.

attackofthetom.bsky.social•23 days ago

Fuck them kids throw em all in

ndrichter.bsky.social•22 days ago

New Guillotine just dropped. Accepting pitches for names. I start the bid at Fargo Fax Machine

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