1. I didn’t buy a Tesla 2. I didn’t do a Nazi Salute 3. I didn’t wield a chainsaw while high on drugs 4. I didn’t get a public tweet that I need to take care of my child’s medical needs 5. I didn’t let my kid wipe a booger on the resolute desk (I would have let the kid wipe the booger on POTUS) - ThreadSky

melissa1968.bsky.social • 22 hours ago

1. I didn’t buy a Tesla
2. I didn’t do a Nazi Salute
3. I didn’t wield a chainsaw while high on drugs
4. I didn’t get a public tweet that I need to take care of my child’s medical needs
5. I didn’t let my kid wipe a booger on the resolute desk (I would have let the kid wipe the booger on POTUS)