Me awake at 3AM: Damn you really screwed that up. You should feel terrible!
Me: Screwed what up?
Me: I don’t remember, but you should be ashamed for that!
Only dead people dont make mistakes grasshopper, learn from them, dont dwell on them & take pride & end zone dance your successes....without being obnoxious.
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Me: Screwed what up?
Me: I don’t remember, but you should be ashamed for that!
It. Never. Ends.
Me: What?
My brain: Nothing, just wake up
Me: 😖