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valtarra.bsky.social • 17 hours ago

chat I hate to have to admit this but before being the shadow empress's consort I was actually the hero fated to defeat her 😔

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That honestly just sounds like a good career move. What are the chances some random hero will show up to defeat her?

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monacht.gay•17 hours ago

tbf the prophecy didn't specify a timeframe! you can enjoy pleasant decades together then defeat her when the time is right

frigoffury.bsky.social•16 hours ago

As long as “defeat” is defined as “provide a number of heirs and then convince the empress to retire so she can devote more time to knotting you and her harem of concubines.”

valtarra.bsky.social•16 hours ago

that's what -I- took it to mean

frigoffury.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I think “defeat” could also refer to lovingly taking off her boots after she comes come from a long day of grinding her enemies under its heel. Then I would decum her as many times as necessary for her to relax after what I’m sure was a very tense day.

valtarra.bsky.social•14 hours ago

I'm losing my mind at "decum," but I appreciate these useful tips from a fellow concubine

frigoffury.bsky.social•14 hours ago

“Why don’t you take a little rest here and we can have a nice cozy chat about it until the empress gets home?”

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