Welp- I just lost one of my newly made ducks... Oops.... No one tell Charlie the thing bites... - ThreadSky

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kinglucifer.bsky.social • 86 days ago

Welp- I just lost one of my newly made ducks... Oops.... No one tell Charlie the thing bites...

Sell it as a marketable sex toy, I promise SOMEONE will be into it~.

I'm just glad it's a duck and not a goose.

I bites

What?! Is that why people keep asking what bit them?!

Silly Lucifer. Ducks don't have teeth.

...right?

Shit, did you give it teeth?

DAD DID YOU GIVE THE RUBBER DUCK TEETH?!

Maybe.....

Hey I found it…
and I fucking hate it, ew

AAAHHHH @kinglucifer.bsky.social Dad is this it!?

It's that duck?

Don't put the dynamite in the next duck, OK, Your Majesty?

All I can think about this duck from the nightmare before Christmas

I’m searching, don’t worry… oh wait that’s why I have a duck bite

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