HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE - ThreadSky

www.jrrjokien.com • 80 days ago

HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING
HE KNOWS WHEN YOU'RE AWAKE
HE KNOWS IF YOU'VE BEEN BAD OR GOOD
SO KEEP IT SECRET, KEEP IT SAFE

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www.jrrjokien.com•80 days ago

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www.jrrjokien.com•80 days ago

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coolrnchdoritos.bsky.social•80 days ago

The Santa hat on the Balrog 😹😹😹

www.jrrjokien.com•79 days ago

starcravingmad.bsky.social•80 days ago

Any chance we can get the "one deer to lead them all" text on the back of those shirts?

www.jrrjokien.com•80 days ago

gotcha covered!

https://www.bonfire.com/another-reindeer-1-1/

starcravingmad.bsky.social•80 days ago

That's the kind of quality I expect from a regular online Celebrimbor, thank you. Going on my list.

maybeannatar.gay•62 days ago

A reminder of a classic Yule Log video

https://youtu.be/Q23_LCri1Kw?si=d2Wte0pbvoml_nMh

kevinbogle.bsky.social•80 days ago

I’ll just put it in this envelope and tuck it into my hope chest; should be safe there. Nobody would ever look there.

kahoetek.bsky.social•79 days ago

Maybe if I leave him milk and cookies he won't burn my house to the ground and enslave my family. 🤔

selenekallanwriter.bsky.social•80 days ago

Sauron Klaus is coming to—getcha getcha getcha one way or another.

abstractbluesky.bsky.social•80 days ago

Sauron's redemption arc LOL

driftingthrough.bsky.social•79 days ago

Is this the new ad for Google Pixel phones?

livelikeit.bsky.social•80 days ago

I’ll allow it.

geekycleary.bsky.social•62 days ago

For some reason I’m hearing this song with a heavy metal vibe.

littlelauramck.bsky.social•80 days ago

walter37.bsky.social•79 days ago

Sauta Claus ?

pysia.bsky.social•80 days ago

This can apply to my toddler so much when I’ve hidden away something she has decided she needs (like a knife or a tub of butter).

This is the best Christmas meme of the year.

www.jrrjokien.com•80 days ago

hahaha, I know *exactly* what you mean (have two toddlers myself!)

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