catholics: oh hey u guys are back early me: pope's woke catholics: what? me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke - ThreadSky

niedermeyer.online • 1 day ago

catholics: oh hey u guys are back early

me: pope's woke

catholics: what?

me: *grabs rosary, heads toward the confessional* pope's woke

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niedermeyer.online•1 day ago

help help i'm being negatively polarized into communion with the apostolic see

PossumPartyGlider.mastodon.au.ap.brid.gy•1 day ago

@niedermeyer.online I'll send out a life raft. Hang on!

ofvick.bsky.social•1 day ago

Issuing a correction on a previous post of mine, regarding the Roman Catholic Church. You

brosemitesam.bsky.social•1 day ago

I would honestly start going to church every Sunday again and give my tithe of 10% of my income to the church if the Woke Pope excommunicates JD Vance.

alvaroim.bsky.social•1 day ago

Funny as that would be, I want him to go after RFK JR first because that man is doing so much harm!

roguesecunit.bsky.social•1 day ago

Nah, excommunication’s such an easy out; Vance would be thrilled. That’s not the play. Woke Pope should reach out, make a big deal of inviting Vance to the first Mass he holds in the US, big honor, blah blah, then have him sit visible on live tv while Woke Pope does a deep dive into Matthew 25:40.

kolbenkopp.bsky.social•1 day ago

Yeah, think I'd re-join just for that.

greenbrewtea.bsky.social•1 day ago

Opus D.E.I

metronorthcapital.bsky.social•1 day ago

Banger

i-am-j.ag•1 day ago

It's not called "confessional" anymore. It's now "deep dish."

d2lo.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣

wormwood23.bsky.social•1 day ago

Pretty good

toddnickel.bsky.social•1 day ago

orionkidder.bsky.social•1 day ago

This is a *quality* joke.

kellybdevoe.bsky.social•1 day ago

damn

otterchaos.bsky.social•1 day ago

Just in time for a tater tot tariff shortage.

alexignatiev.bsky.social•1 day ago

No one from Calumet City will ever admit to liking that shittiest of casseroles.

i-am-j.ag•1 day ago

It's a bread-based baby-pool filled with a viscous soup of tomatoes and cheese. A snorkel should be standard issue.

d2lo.bsky.social•1 day ago

my MAGAtholic family is going to complain about the new pope so much… wait, I don’t talk to them anymore, problem solved 🤣

Also, MAGAtholic should be a term!

cppilgram.bsky.social•1 day ago

[St. Peter's Basilica]

Me: [chanting] woke pope, woke pope-

Other parishoners: woke pope, WOKE POPE

Priest: [banging his clipboard] WOKE POPE, WOKE POPE, WOKE POPE!

roland00.bsky.social•1 day ago

not there yet, but I would bring cookies to a crock pot event

( religious trauma , yet I am still myself )

supastevo.bsky.social•16 hours ago

moons hogged

tossedferatu113.bsky.social•1 day ago

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😀🧛‍♂️🥰

ave.zone•1 day ago

the so called woke pope:

madmaudlin.bsky.social•1 day ago

They left trans and gay people in the Camps after the Holocaust

Looks like people are angling to repeat history there too

nechrubel.bsky.social•1 day ago

He also sheltered a paedophile at St. John Stone Friary, after a review board had denied it due to its proximity to a grade school (2 min walk). Here's an expert from that priest's personnel file.

Also failed to act on sexual abuse claims in Peru: https://www.bishop-accountability.org/2024/09/cardinal-prevost-never-investigated-abuse-claims-alleged-victims-say/

elenacorinne.bsky.social•11 hours ago

THANK YOU. This is exactly what I wanted to say to people. Like what else does the Catholic church do besides run charities for the poor? What else is he going to do all day? Francis was radical for simply being nice to nuns. It’s not good witness for the Church to consider that radical.

ave.zone•20 hours ago

Under supervision to be fair, but yeah, not wise.

nechrubel.bsky.social•20 hours ago

The extent of supervision from senior Catholic clergy:

https://youtu.be/75ILEuhFZ94