Wait til you find out that Jesus wasn't only the son of God, but that Jesus WAS God and there's also an unnamed spirit and somehow when those three guys Voltron together they're still just the same god.
Judaism was _okay_ and everything but we needed to get human sacrifice and pretend cannabalism back in vogue and y'all just wouldn't get with the program.
All their mental gymnastics to fit certain narratives into their stories. As a child, all my exposure to these stories and quite frankly the people who pushed the religion made me a non-believer,even as a child, these stories needed more logic and the people less cruel.
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Here. This'll clear it all up for you.
See Leda and the swan.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leda_and_the_Swan