for those that wonder, it reads "Join the royal guard, protect Hyrule. payment of rupees per month. please note sexual acts in the castle quarters are not allowed and will result in a fee." if my translation is correct.
So with Link on the poster like that, I assume they're looking to get free work. Dangle Link as bait, get guards recruited, then when they inevitably hit that shit; fine em their wages.
And better yet, as long as room & board is covered, a lot of them won't care, as long as Link stays horny & DTF.
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Simple but wonderful work fug.
I mean, I guess the poster is advertising a show. I don't read Japanese, so I guess it could be an add for air conditioners or something.
And better yet, as long as room & board is covered, a lot of them won't care, as long as Link stays horny & DTF.
dude's on that grind