Clowns... They're not PEOPLE people, right? Legally speaking? - ThreadSky

falconryfinance.bsky.social • 4 days ago

Clowns... They're not PEOPLE people, right? Legally speaking?

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expatriot.bsky.social•4 days ago

Obviously they're cartoon characters.

falconryfinance.bsky.social•3 days ago

Once they put on the nose it's anyone's game

calledwhiskers.bsky.social•3 days ago

A red foam nose deactivates the human facial recognition response. They basically register the same as a potato, or an empty cardboard box.

calledwhiskers.bsky.social•3 days ago

Hence why Pennywise the clown is called “it”

blogus.bsky.social•4 days ago

Same rules as an animal strike. Comprehensive Coverage claim for the damages and the owners of the clown are liable and eligible for subrogation.

forefinger.bsky.social•4 days ago

u good

lyndishere.bsky.social•4 days ago

NAH.

reallukem.bsky.social•4 days ago

they put up a statue of you when you run one down round these parts

annymurgatroyd.bsky.social•4 days ago

So much more than that. What have you done???

spaceager.bsky.social•4 days ago

They spontaneously generate in the woods every 20 years

piattodelgatto.bsky.social•3 days ago

Someone had the best birthday party ever, and someone the worst

adamsith.bsky.social•4 days ago

Hit a mime and they lower your rates

gammera2k.bsky.social•4 days ago

No clowns are on the save level as cyclists & interns in the Amerikkkan caste system

generichumanoid.bsky.social•3 days ago

I would never get in a crash with a clown car. Too many witnesses.

gizmopizmo.bsky.social•3 days ago

If they wanted to live they wouldn't be in my presence.

excrubulent.bsky.social•4 days ago

What colour streamers came out? We gotta know if this is a circus clown, a party clown or an IT. Big, important differences in the kind of haunting you're gonna get.

Also I wouldn't worry about legalities. You know clowns are immortal, right?

vegemouse.bsky.social•3 days ago

This is peak circa 2015 tumblr aesthetic.

alltimelo.bsky.social•3 days ago

You smoked a big one from the looks. I wouldn’t worry.

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