In the Church that Steve pastors, there are only two commandments to follow- his left cheek, and his right cheek. Certainly, the flock seem to be well guided by the strictures - with stiff and unyielding devotion. 🎨: @adrawingburr.bsky.social - ThreadSky

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datburrsteve.bsky.social • 50 days ago

In the Church that Steve pastors, there are only two commandments to follow- his left cheek, and his right cheek. Certainly, the flock seem to be well guided by the strictures - with stiff and unyielding devotion.

🎨: @adrawingburr.bsky.social

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datburrsteve.bsky.social•50 days ago

The Flock: @rofakuro.bsky.social, @onebigbeaw.bsky.social, and @bearlynewgaymer.bsky.social

(couldnt fit them all in the caption)

anderbloodeyes.bsky.social•50 days ago

Way less problematic than many churches. But I still have some reserve.

bearutiful.bsky.social•50 days ago

I love this way of attracting more devotees to Steve's church, they look so happy to follow his words, and his left cheek and right cheek. hehehe. 🌀🌀❤️

ghostdogoz.bsky.social•50 days ago

😉

thatqbcolliead.bsky.social•50 days ago

Any openings left in this flock??? This dog is in eager need of guidance and would *gladly* become a mindless worshiper at the altar of smelly bear butt 🤤

datburrsteve.bsky.social•50 days ago

oh ho~ my flock is always open to new patrons~

thatqbcolliead.bsky.social•50 days ago

That’s wonderful news! I’d be very eager in providing lots of helpful service wherever you need it Father~…
If the two commandments ever need a place to rest, I’d be MORE happy to provide a spot 😵‍💫🥴