New titles for the time
Trump: Asshole in chief
Vance: Deputy asshole
Vought: Beancounting asshole
Rubio: Worldwide asshole
Musk: DOGEbag asshole
Bondi: Asshole of the United States
Patel: J Edgar asshole
Johnson: Speaking asshole
Thune: Dick on a stick asshole
Schumer: Nudnik asshole