if you think about it, the plot of GLADIATOR is more or less "Michael Jordan kills the president at the NBA All-Star Game, thus saving democracy" - ThreadSky

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scumbelievable.bsky.social • 11 days ago

if you think about it, the plot of GLADIATOR is more or less "Michael Jordan kills the president at the NBA All-Star Game, thus saving democracy"

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scumbelievable.bsky.social•11 days ago

a dunk so righteous it shatters George W. Bush's spine and ribcage and ends the Iraq War

kenalleman.bsky.social•11 days ago

I actually want to see this movie

Complete with pseudo-antiquity dialogue

2witches2come.bsky.social•11 days ago

If only those shoes had hit him. We were so close, Gretchen.

transladyknight.bsky.social•11 days ago

“One day,” Ridley tells himself each morning, “I will find the symbolic gesture that destroys conservatism forever and can be fit into a two and a half hour genre film.”

megsokay.bsky.social•11 days ago

I just cackled so hard

acekatana.bsky.social•11 days ago

I want to watch that movie instead tho

wheredidjasongo.bsky.social•10 days ago

Pause. “Jesus Lizard Superstar” is a brilliant display name.

haredurer.bsky.social•11 days ago

Super Bowl was a real missed opportunity.

d0gm3at.bsky.social•11 days ago

If only the president would actually attend an NBA game

grayhaem.bsky.social•11 days ago

Jalen Hurts, nearly four seconds in the pocket, throws a downfield spiral clean through trump’s skull

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