Saw this in a Facebook group today, and the dude who posted it was getting so much shit in the comments - some people saying he must be a troll 😆 What do we think of this ranking?! 🤔👀 #metalsky - ThreadSky

deathmetalmum.bsky.social • 43 days ago

Saw this in a Facebook group today, and the dude who posted it was getting so much shit in the comments - some people saying he must be a troll 😆
What do we think of this ranking?! 🤔👀 #metalsky

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illusionsfinest96.bsky.social•43 days ago

When you see that black Dahlia murder isn't in s+ it's already wrong

thrakattaker.bsky.social•43 days ago

I call 🐂 💩 on BOLT THROWER’s placing alone!

jmacbass.bsky.social•43 days ago

In Flames in A tier, but Dark Tranquillity and Insomnium in D? It's probably low-effort trolling, but it's still bizarre.

onajkojikuca.com•43 days ago

Definitely a troll.

manofmuchmetal.bsky.social•43 days ago

When I saw Dark Tranquillity & Insomnium in the "D" category, I stopped looking. Each to their own, of course, but that's more wrong than a wrong thing from Wrongchester.

asgorath777.bsky.social•43 days ago

Everyone should like what they like. But probably...

heyhoitsandyo.bsky.social•43 days ago

I mean he has Devourment as an S tier band so seems valid to me lol. His opinion so it's all good.

antifacortado.bsky.social•43 days ago

Alright I'm gonna guess 80% real 20% bait but that 20% needs to be waaaaaay more subtle

deathmetalmum.bsky.social•43 days ago

Absolutely. I hope it's bait...

sammibunny.bsky.social•43 days ago

Music *is* subjective...

That said? JFC!

sammibunny.bsky.social•43 days ago

And Bolt Thrower just an average band?

sammibunny.bsky.social•43 days ago

I’m not convinced he wasn’t just slapping logos where he thought they’d look pretty

americanheadbanger.bsky.social•43 days ago

People are entitled to their own opinion, can’t get upset just because they don’t like something you, or I or everyone else likes lol. My guess is though, that this person hasn’t really listened to most of this

stormland.net•43 days ago

I think he likes his widdle edgybois, judging by how high up Nunslaughter and Slaughter to Prevail are.

deathmetalmum.bsky.social•43 days ago

When I saw that Six Feet Under above Gatecreeper, Gojira, and Necrophagist, I must admit that I laughed 🤣

fathomlessmetal.bsky.social•43 days ago

I saw SFU in A tier and immediately stopped looking at the rest.

sethwestern.bsky.social•43 days ago

It's what someone personally enjoys that is all that matters

spartanguy83.bsky.social•43 days ago

All rankings, in general, are pretty much garbage. Metal gatekeepers rival wine snobs, audiophiles, etc. for ridiculousness.

thekillchainblog.bsky.social•43 days ago

I mean, you like what you like, but Six Feet Under so high must be a troll job

paleblood85.bsky.social•43 days ago

Same with Slaughter to Prevail imo. Why is that so high up?

thekillchainblog.bsky.social•43 days ago

Some of the D tier is actually criminal

paleblood85.bsky.social•43 days ago

Dark Tranquility needs to be higher. Opeth needs to be S.

frankenmichl.de•43 days ago

I’d say it must be a troll

broxton8r.bsky.social•43 days ago

Putting Opeth in the F category literally invalidates the entire thing 🤣

allieinchains.bsky.social•43 days ago

supermachojedi.bsky.social•43 days ago

literally only heard of 5 of these bands

deathmetalmum.bsky.social•43 days ago

supermachojedi.bsky.social•43 days ago

nope. not kidding at all. there are thousands of bands and dozens of subgenres. one can hardly be expected to know any but a fraction of metal acts

mikeonmetal.bsky.social•43 days ago

This might actually be a reflection of their true tastes. Not everyone is going to like or love the same music as everyone else. Those saying that Opeth being a D is a crime, I actually agree with that ranking, but that's my taste.

Like what you like, and who gives a fuck what anyone else thinks.

deathmetalmum.bsky.social•43 days ago

A valid point...but look at it 😂😂

0ronson0.bsky.social•43 days ago

SFU too high.

Demilich too low.

0ronson0.bsky.social•43 days ago

I do wonder how much of the shit was from Opeth being where they are.

I don't even like them that much, but that placing is harsh.

cynicalchinchilla.bsky.social•43 days ago

It's all kinda meaningless. I've barely looked. Enjoy what you want; feel what you want. It's cool they like metal. In reality, nobody really cares. 😏🤘

metalskin.bsky.social•43 days ago

Personally I would add more rows to get Opeth even lower

legendarium.bsky.social•43 days ago

Bait used to be believable

squeakers42.bsky.social•43 days ago

I don't trust anyone who puts autopsy below six feet under lol

introverter.bsky.social•43 days ago

Dying fetus and slaughter to prevail being on the same tier is actually an international crime.

donomite.bsky.social•43 days ago

Opeth at F is suspect, but anyone putting Nunslaughter at S+ and Six Feet Under at S is shit talking. Nunslaughter is fine, but S+? However, no way can Six Feet Under as an S Tier band.

darpsyx.bsky.social•43 days ago

putting Opeth on F is seriously troll move fs lol

paleblood85.bsky.social•43 days ago

Seeing Opeth at F brings my piss to a boil lol.

stevo92.bsky.social•43 days ago

Seeing so many good bands on the D tier like DT, Insomnium, Demigod, Dead Cong being put on the same row as Infant Annihilator is like wut. Also, Slaughter to Prevail on S tier is a big fail.

kaleidoscrote.bsky.social•43 days ago

Not bad taste for a 12 year old. Puberty should sort them out.

twincitiesfox.bsky.social•43 days ago

As someone’s personal rankings it’s hard to say anything than, “Well, that’s your opinion, man” ala Big Lebowski but definitely a very out there list, this person and I would probably have trouble on a road trip after a couple hours.

deathmetalmum.bsky.social•43 days ago

Yeah, I agree!

encounterparts.bsky.social•43 days ago

That's gotta be a shitpost

deathmetalmum.bsky.social•43 days ago

I sincerely hope so

kernowcelt.bsky.social•43 days ago

Gotta be surely?

encounterparts.bsky.social•43 days ago

Can't be anything but — and don't call me Shirley.

kernowcelt.bsky.social•43 days ago

Saw how high he’s put Slaughter to Prevail. Instantly disregarded.

That band is music for amoebas.

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