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bootsmcgoot.bsky.social • 20 days ago

give 'em the old 1 or 2

Banger

vidjam.es•18 days ago

These guys aren't safe either

You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses?

Strictly fists though, if you want kicks then you’ve gotta go to Boots.

Should have stayed away from Specsavers, pal, like you were told

Problem is, they'll probably see it coming.

They won’t see it coming

ME: Okay, and the next line is A F G D Q P.
OPTICIAN: (squeaking like a kazoo and hitting me with a plastic stick)

that's the way to do it!

You wouldn’t hit someone with glasses though?

you're right, i wouldn't, i'm taking this to the source

As ever, I am helpless when shown an impeccable pun. I must like.

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